The 500 - #131 - Paranoid - Black Sabbath

I was inspired by a podcast called The 500 hosted by New York-based comedian Josh Adam Meyers. His goal, and mine, is to explore Rolling Stone Magazine's 2012 edition of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

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Album: #131
Album Title: Paranoid
Artist: Black Sabbath
Genre: Heavy Metal
Recorded: Regent Sound and Island Studios, London, U.K.
Released: September, 1970
My age at release: 5
How familiar was I with it before this week: Very
Is it on the 2020 list? Yes, at #139, dropping 8 spots
Song I am putting on my Spotify Playlist: War Pigs/Luke's Wall

In early 1979, Black Sabbath (vocalist Ozzy Osbourne, guitarist Tony Iommi, bassist Geezer Butler, and drummer Bill Ward) retreated to a sprawling Bel Air mansion in Los Angeles to write their ninth studio album. It was a disaster.

Sabbath were coming off a grueling seven-month world tour supporting Never Say Die!, an album that had received a lukewarm response from critics and fans alike. Heavy drinking and drug use had taken a toll on the band, and the effects were becoming increasingly visible. On stage, the once-dominant pioneers of heavy metal appeared tired and worn down, a stark contrast to the rising wave of youthful, high-energy rock acts, such as Van Halen, AC/DC, and Def Leppard, who were injecting fresh vitality into the genre.

Never Say Die! Black Sabbath's eighth studio record.

The Bel Air sessions quickly unraveled. The band’s substance abuse continued unabated but, according to guitarist Iommi, "Ozzy was on a different level.” While the group tried to spark creativity through loose jam sessions, Osbourne showed little interest and often refused to sing. Before long, rehearsals were abandoned entirely, replaced by all-night parties and days spent sleeping off hangovers. In Steven Rosen’s 1996 book ,The Story of Black Sabbath, drummer Bill Ward reflected on the chaos: “Alcohol was definitely one of the most damaging things to Black Sabbath. We were destined to destroy each other. The band was toxic -- very toxic.” Eventually, the situation became untenable and the decision was made to fire Osbourne and search for a new vocalist.

About the same time,I began my Black Sabbath fandom. A friend loaned me his copy of Sabotage, the band’s sixth album, which I smuggled home under a ski jacket. I liked it, but it didn’t blow me away. That moment came a few months later, in April,1980, when Sabbath released Heaven and Hell. This was the record they had hoped to create during those chaotic Bel Air sessions a year earlier, but instead it was recorded in Miami with a new voice at the helm. Ronnie James Dio was a powerhouse American metal singer who previously fronted the rock groups Elf and Rainbow. The result was a revitalized sound that marked a bold new chapter for the band. I purchased a copy on cassette shortly after its release and wore it down with repeated plays that summer. It is still one of my favourite Sabbath records.

Black Sabbath (1980), (l-r) Bill Ward, Ronnie James Dio, Tony 
Iommi and Geezer Butler.

There was a silver lining for fans like me when the original Black Sabbath lineup collapsed...it meant more music. In the autumn of 1980, Ozzy Osbourne released his debut solo album, Blizzard of Ozz. The Birmingham-born singer had managed to regain enough focus to assemble a team of gifted musicians and songwriters, recording the album in Monmouth, Wales. The result was a stunning record that would later be ranked #9 on Rolling Stone Magazine’s 2017 list of the 100 Greatest Heavy Metal Albums of All Time. For fans, the breakup was almost a bonus, while Sabbath forged ahead with Ronnie James Dio on Heaven and Hell, Ozzy launched a new era of his own, giving listeners twice the material to celebrate. From my perspective, immune to the events that led to it, the break-up of Sabbath was a net positive.

Blizzard Of Ozz, the debut record from Ozzy Osbourne.

Similar instances of the so-called "Split Effect" or "Creative Divergence" that affected other bands have resulted in some of my favourite music:

• Peter Gabriel’s exit from Genesis turned out to be a creative windfall for fans, as both camps went on to release multiple acclaimed records.
• When Fish (born Derek Dick) parted ways with neo-prog band Marillion in 1988, fans were treated to a creative explosion from both sides. Marillion pressed forward with a new vocalist, Steve Hogarth, while Fish had a successful solo career.
• The departure of David Lee Roth from Van Halen in 1985 was another net positive for me. Roth launched a flamboyant solo career, while Van Halen reinvented themselves with Sammy Hagar at the mic. The split gave listeners two distinct flavors of hard rock. You could opt for Roth’s swaggering, high-energy showmanship or Van Halen’s more polished, melodic approach under Hagar. I chose to enjoy both the same way a kid scoops two different flavours of ice cream on a single waffle cone

The two lead singers with Van Halen in the 70s' & 80s. 
David Lee Roth (left) and Sammy Hagar.

Black Sabbath’s Paranoid hit shelves in September, 1970, just seven months after their self-titled debut, a testament to the band’s creative momentum at the time. It was a period of focus and productivity. Their rehearsals were tight and studio time was used efficiently.

As an up-and-coming act, their excesses hadn’t yet derailed their creative process. In fact, the album’s iconic title track was famously written and recorded in about two hours. Originally, the record was set to be called War Pigs, after its blistering opening track, a scathing critique of the Vietnam War, which was raging at the time. Ultimately, the band opted for Paranoid, a name that would become synonymous with heavy metal history. That hastily written track would become the group's only Top Ten single. Clearly, they were firing on all cylinders in 1970.

1976 reissue of Paranoid single on picture disc.

Ronnie James Dio continued as Black Sabbath’s frontman for three records, bringing a new lyrical depth and operatic power to the band. At the same time, Dio launched a stellar solo career. For fans like me, the ’80s felt like triple the output -- Sabbath, Ozzy, and Dio records seemingly dropping every few months.

Ronnie James Dio second studio record -- Last In Line (1984).

During its 55-year history, Black Sabbath recruited several other singers, including former Deep Purple legends Ian Gillan and later Glenn Hughes. Each lineup brought its own flavour, from Gillan’s raw, blues tinged energy on Born Again to Hughes’ soulful touch on Seventh Star. Granted, many will argue that Seventh Star was a Sabbath record in name only because Tony Iommi was the last of the original members to feature on it. Meanwhile, Ozzy Osbourne carved out a wildly successful solo career, yet he never fully severed ties with Sabbath, reuniting for tours and albums that kept the early magic alive.

Seventh Star album jacket.

The most recent, and final, reunion came this past summer with the Back to the Beginning concert, a celebration of Sabbath’s legacy that closed a monumental chapter in rock history. The 10-hour benefit show, held at the Villa Park Football Stadium in the band's hometown of Birmingham, featured a who's who of rock legends performing the songs of Ozzy and Sabbath.

Ozzy, battling Parkinson’s and unable to walk, gave everything he had in a performance that was both triumphant and bittersweet. Just weeks later, the world mourned his passing, a loss that underscored how deeply his voice and presence shaped heavy metal. Black Sabbath began with Ozzy, and though others carried the torch brilliantly, it ended with him. A fitting tribute to the powerhouse of heavy metal.

Sabbath's final performance in Birmingham, July 5, 2025.

The 500 - #132 - Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack - Various Artists

I was inspired by a podcast called The 500 hosted by New York-based comedian Josh Adam Meyers. His goal, and mine, is to explore Rolling Stone Magazine's 2012 edition of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

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Album: #132
Album Title: Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack
Artist: Various (Several tracks by Bee Gees)
Genre: Disco
Recorded: Multiple Studios
Released: November, 1977
My age at release: 12
How familiar was I with it before this week: Very
Is it on the 2020 list? Yes, at #163, dropping 31 spots
Song I am putting on my Spotify Playlist: Disco Inferno

I didn’t exactly thrive in elementary school in the sleepy fishing and farming town of Kingsville, Ontario. Truth be told, I wasn’t a big fan of the experience. Still, I made the most of it and, looking back now, I realize there were some good moments tucked in there. Maybe I’m subconsciously ignoring the positive aspect of my four years attending Jack Miner Public School because I enjoyed my high school experience in London, Ontario, so much more.

Jack Miner Public School.

However, I had a few friends during those formative years -- ages 9-12. I also managed to land a spot on a few Grade 8 sports teams, and even played Chiz Upschlager in our school play, A Hillbilly Weddin’, the kind of script that would never get past today’s socially conscious administrators. However, in the 1970s, cultural stereotypes were fair game for pre-teen farce.

Script Jacket for A Hillbilly Weddin'.

In 1977, I was awkwardly navigating Grade 8 as the youngest kid in class, thanks to being bumped ahead after an educational stint in England earlier in the decade. Consequently, I didn’t really click with my classmates, some of whom were 18 months older than I. Indeed, most of my friends were in the Grade 7 class down the hall.

One day, our homeroom teacher, Mr. Desrocher, offered a handful of us the chance to care for the plants in the school greenhouse. I jumped at the opportunity. Any escape from the daily grind felt like a gift. On my first shift, I was paired with Lorelei, a striking brunette who was new to the school and, just like the hothouse flowers we nurtured, a crush began to bloom.

A small greenhouse, similar to the one at Jack Miner School.

Lorelei was easy to like. She was kind, friendly, relaxed, and genuinely passionate about the plants we tended. Me? Not so much. But the actor within that had secured the role of a dopey hillbilly faked the horticultural enthusiasm necessary to spend more time with her.

One afternoon, she asked if I’d be interested in volunteering with her at the John R. Park Homestead and Conservation Area in nearby Harrow. There, we’d learn about life in the 1800s at a restored Classical Revival house and its farm buildings, including one that housed a steam-powered sawmill. Once trained, we could lead weekend tours. Smitten by the idea, and Lorelei, who was now chatting with me nightly on the phone, I jumped at the chance. Much to the surprise of my neighbourhood chums, I traded my beloved street hockey games for history lessons and her company.

The John R, Park Homestead and Conservation Area still exists. See link to website above.

The other thing Lorelei adored was the soundtrack to the 1977 blockbuster hit film, Saturday Night Fever. This time, I didn't have to fake that fandom with her, I knew the tracks well. Even if my parents hadn't owned a copy of the double record, the songs were inescapable on radio in the autumn of 1977 and spring of 1978. Five songs from the disco record had hit the top 10 in Canada. In fact the third song, Night Fever, held the number one spot for five weeks.

I desperately wanted to see the movie, but there wasn’t a theatre in our small town, and persuading my parents to drive me to the nearest city, Windsor, to see an R-rated film loaded with profanity, nudity, and violence was a non-starter. So I improvised. I managed to track down a copy of the novelization, which I naïvely assumed was the original source material. It turned out to be far more salacious than I expected...a real eye-opener for my young, impressionable mind and a crash course in the complexities of adulthood.

The novelization of Saturday
Night Fever that I owned? or borrowed?

My love for Lorelei went unrequited. I never mustered up the courage to ask her out. I am not sure what I would have done if she had said "yes"...take her to the local arcade and sub-shoppe with babysitting money, I suppose. The next year, she outgrew all of her interests...plants, the John Park Homestead, Saturday Night Fever and hanging out with me. In high school she started dating a guy with a car. How was this 13-year-old pimply faced kid supposed to compete with that? Still, she remained kind, and would say "hi" to me in the hallways. My first dalliance with infatuation was over.

Listening to the Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack this week, especially the deep cuts, was a delightful blast from my past and helped me remember that romantically tinged chapter in my life. I still love this record and, now that I think about it, my time at Jack Miner Public School wasn't all that bad. Thanks, Lorelei, wherever you are.

The 500 = #133 - The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle

I was inspired by a podcast called The 500 hosted by New York-based comedian Josh Adam Meyers. His goal, and mine, is to explore Rolling Stone Magazine's 2012 edition of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

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Album: #133
Album Title: The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle
Artist: Bruce Springsteen
Genre: Rock
Recorded: 914 Sound Studios, Blauvett, New York.
Released: November, 1973
My age at release: 8
How familiar was I with it before this week: Fairly
Is it on the 2020 list? No
Song I am putting on my Spotify Playlist: Rosalita (Come Out Tonight)

The film Blade Runner, the television series The Wire, and the teen dramedy Freaks and Geeks rank among my all-time favorite works of media. Like this week’s featured record, The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle, each was hailed by critics, yet initially struggled to find an audience and commercial success.

Thankfully, time changed the trio’s fortunes. Blade Runner became a science fiction classic through home video, and The Wire built a devoted following across five brilliant seasons. To their credit, the HBO network stuck with the gritty crime drama despite lacklustre numbers, and it is often listed as one of the greatest television shows of all time. Only Freaks and Geeks met an untimely end, cancelled after one perfect season. That single season, however, has since achieved cult status, and I’ve used it for years as a creative way to teach Ontario’s Health Curriculum to middle school students.

Recorded in the spring of 1973, the record marked an important shift in Bruce Springsteen's sound. His debut record, Greetings From Asbury Park, NJ, was heavily influenced by folk traditions. Specifically, Springsteen was inspired by the song-writing approach of Bob Dylan, leaning into dense wordy songs, vivid imagery and stream of consciousness storytelling. This is evident in tracks such as Angel and Mary Queen Of Arkansas, both of which were composed as acoustic pieces in the tradition of the singer/songwriter style.

The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle saw Springsteen learn more into the style found in early rock and roll or the soulful rhythm and blues songs of his youth. I am currently reading his biography, Born To Run, in which he writes that his earliest musical influences came from the transformative impact of Elvis Presley, who represented rebellion and escape from the confines of his working-class upbringing, as well as The Beatles, who opened his eyes to the joy and camaraderie of rock and roll.

He also discusses the impact that soul musicians and Motown artists had on him as a youth. He loved their ability to combine emotional storytelling with irresistible grooves. These influences can be felt, particularly on the record's opening track, The E Street Shuffle, which echoes the rhythmic energy of James Brown and the layered texture found in many Motown hits.

Like his debut, The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle earned glowing reviews but struggled commercially at first. Undeterred, Springsteen and his newly christened E Street Band hit the road, playing relentless, high-energy shows up and down the East Coast. These marathon concerts, equal parts sweat, soul and storytelling, built a fiercely loyal fan base and kept the band afloat despite lacklustre record sales.

Everything changed with Born to Run (#18 on The 500), the breakthrough Springsteen had dreamed of. It quickly went Gold and within a few years surpassed six million copies sold. That success sent fans back to his first two albums, both of which were eventually certified Platinum. For critics, and for Springsteen, the vindication must have been sweet.

The 500 - #134 - Ready To Die - The Notorious B.I.G.

I was inspired by a podcast called The 500 hosted by New York-based comedian Josh Adam Meyers. His goal, and mine, is to explore Rolling Stone Magazine's 2012 edition of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

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Album: #134
Album Title: Ready To Die
Artist: The Notorious B.I.G.
Genre: East Coast Hip Hop
Recorded: The Hit Factory and D&D Studios, New York, New York.
Released: September, 1994
My age at release: 29
How familiar was I with it before this week: One song
Is it on the 2020 list? Yes, at position #22, rising 112 spots
Song I am putting on my Spotify Playlist: Big Poppa
Few things in hip hop engage me more than razor-sharp wordplay, intricate multi-syllabic rhymes, and storytelling that feels cinematic. Add in lyrics that carry political or social weight, and you’ve got my full attention.

If you’ve been following this series, you know I celebrated Eric B. & Rakim’s ability to rhyme across the bar line in my January, 2024, post on Paid in Full (#228 on The 500) and Eminem’s linguistic acrobatics in October, 2023, when I explored The Marshall Mathers LP (#244). I’ve also unpacked the groundbreaking social commentary in Public Enemy’s Fear of a Black Planet (#302); Illmatic (#402) from Nas or the raw bullhorn of protest found in N.W.A.’s Straight Outta Compton (#144). Meanwhile, I've also become a fan of clever sampling, especially the work of Erick Sermon and Parrish Smith on their first release, Strictly Business (#453).

Album covers for records mentioned above.

When it comes to pure smoothness, few can rival the late Christopher George Latore Wallace, better known as Biggie Smalls, The Notorious B.I.G., or simply Biggie. He delivers all of that and more. His verses aren’t just lyrics; they’re vivid narratives woven into rhythm, making Ready to Die a masterclass in clever, seemingly effortless rap. Biggie’s command of internal rhyme and multi-syllabic wordplay is matched by his breath control and rich vocal tone, allowing him to glide through complex lines with ease. Layer in his knack for striking imagery and streetwise slang, and the result is music that flows with smooth confidence.

Biggie’s work has only grown in stature over time. As noted earlier, Ready to Die jumped more than 100 spots in Rolling Stone Magazine's 2020 update of 2012’s The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time, landing in the Top 25. That said, not every track has aged gracefully. Some songs reveal the raw edges of Biggie’s youth...he was just 21 when he wrote them. The 14th track, Friend of Mine, leans heavily on crude humor and explicit sexual detail, tarnishing his lyrical brilliance. Respect, the album’s 13th cut, brims with sexual bravado, ego-driven bluster, and violent imagery, relying more on shock value than the sophistication Biggie displays elsewhere. And then there’s the awkwardly titled Me and My Bitch, intended as a love song but now jarring and undeniably misogynistic by today’s standards.

Biggie with his wife Faith Evans. It is unconfirmed if she
was the inspiration for his love song Me And My Bitch, but 
the timelines match-up. They married in August, 1994.

The Notorious B.I.G. released only two studio albums before his life was tragically cut short in a drive-by shooting in Los Angeles on March 8, 1997. Both records earned spots on Rolling Stone’s 2012 and 2020 editions of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time. I’ll keep revisiting Biggie’s catalog, but I suspect my go-to will be the 2007 Greatest Hits compilation, released on the tenth anniversary of his death. It pulls together standout tracks from both studio albums, along with select posthumous material, that offer a powerful snapshot of his legacy in one collection while side-stepping some of his less mature tracks.

The 500 - #135 - Slanted and Enchanted - Pavement

I was inspired by a podcast called The 500 hosted by New York-based comedian Josh Adam Meyers. His goal, and mine, is to explore Rolling Stone Magazine's 2012 edition of The 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

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Album: #135
Album Title: Slanted and Enchanted
Artist: Pavement
Genre: Indie Rock, Noise Pop, LoFi
Recorded: Louder Than You Think Studio (Stockton, California); South Makepeace Studio (Brooklyn, New York)
Released: April, 1992
My age at release: 26
How familiar was I with it before this week: Not at all
Is it on the 2020 list? Yes, at position #199, dropping 74 spots
Song I am putting on my Spotify Playlist: Conduit For Sale

In recent years, I’ve reshaped how I approach writing fluency in my Grades 6 and 7 classroom. Instead of assigning a major graded task every few weeks, I now focus on enhancing learning and confidence through regular entries in our Writer’s Notebooks. At the heart of the shift is the “Quick Write” strategy -- posted prominently in our class room (see below) -- which encourages students to get their ideas down without overthinking grammar or spelling. The approach is simple. I want them to write freely and often using topics that are generated from our class discussions or novel readings. I read each entry and offer one piece of targeted advice, helping them grow without overwhelming them with a page full of red ink editing suggestions. The goal is progress, not perfection. Later, they can choose their favourite piece and edit it thoroughly for grading.

This approach to writing came to mind as I researched the recording of Slanted and Enchanted, the debut record from California rockers Pavement. Created in a makeshift home studio on a shoestring budget, the band embraced a lo-fi aesthetic that favored raw energy over polish. The sessions were described as relaxed and spontaneous. Drummer Gary Young reportedly hit record on the tape machine and ran to his kit, capturing “takes” that were imperfect but authentic. The result was a landmark indie rock album, celebrated for its disheveled charm, jagged guitar riffs, and off-kilter melodies. Like a Quick Write, Slanted and Enchanted wasn’t about perfection, it was about capturing something real, unfiltered, and emotionally resonant. That spirit of creative freedom is exactly what I hope to foster in my students’ writing.

Pavement (circa 1992).

Until last year, Pavement had slipped under my radar. It wasn’t until May, 2024, when guest blogger T.J. Gillespie wrote about their fourth album Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain (#212 on The 500) that I gave a proper listen. The record’s offbeat charm and melodic grit pulled me in. So when I noticed their debut, Slanted And Enchanted, ranked higher than Crooked Rain on The 500 list, I was eager to learn more. 

I'll admit, Slanted And Enchanted was a tough listen at first. The album’s lo-fi production and a raw, unpolished sound, felt chaotic and the vocals seemed a little pitchy. Yet, as I sat with it, I began to appreciate its scrappy brilliance. It wasn’t trying to be perfect, it was trying to be honest. That same spirit is what I aim to cultivate in my classroom – a space where students can create freely, without fear of flaws, knowing that the real magic often lives in the rough edges.

A stack of Writer's Notebooks from my current class, 
ready to be picked up for their next Quick Write opportunity.

I’m thrilled with the growth I’m seeing in my young writers. This week, we’re diving into seven strategies for crafting irresistible introductions, a skill that will elevate their writing instantly. I can’t wait to read their next Quick Write and see how they experiment with these techniques before applying them to a reworked polished piece. Just as writing this weekly blog has sharpened my own skills, their progress shines through every opportunity I give them...even when the work is raw, unpolished, and a little chaotic. As we've learned from Pavement, that’s where the magic begins.